socks
Posted on | April 19, 2008 | 6 Comments
About Socks
Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap slop
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
Not a supersheet seersucker ruck sack sock,
Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik’s sock
Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.
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*ETA* My blog has gone insane. This is the second draft post that has somehow gotten posted without my hitting “post.” I’m not trying to clog your bloglines. Honest.
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6 Responses to “socks”




April 19th, 2008 @ 10:50 am
That makes my mouth hurt just reading it.
April 19th, 2008 @ 11:05 am
My kids are laughing themselves silly over the frog-freckled and moss-blotched. Love this!
April 19th, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
That’s reminiscent of the “Proper Cup of Coffee” song that Trout Fishing in America sings! (http://www.musiclegacy.com/Pages/aproper.htm)
April 19th, 2008 @ 10:18 pm
I thought of Dr. Seuss.
April 21st, 2008 @ 8:16 am
Too cool! Love it:) May I publish this to my newsletter? (with links to your blog, of course)
Ang
April 21st, 2008 @ 8:17 am
Could be Ogden Nash, by the way:)
Ang