True Confessions

Posted on | May 21, 2007 | 14 Comments

Did any of you ever read those magazines?  I hate to admit it, but I did.  There were extenuating circumstances!  In junior high, my friends J and S and I would spent the night at J’s grandmother’s house out in the country (Tobinsport, Indiana).  J’s grandmother lived in a trailer next to the house (I still haven’t figured that one out) and we would stay in the house.  Alone.  Well, except for J and S’s boyfriends, who always managed to be out in the country at the same time.  So, while they were busy working on night moves, I was left to entertain myself.  Enter True Confessions magazine, which J’s grandmother had in abundance.  Hey, if I couldn’t experience it, I could read about it!

Anyway.  In anticipation of my mother’s upcoming visit (read:  cleaning like a woman possessed), I organized the yarn and fiber stash.  Oh. My. God.  I mean, I knew I had a lot, but it was sort of spaced out over the house, a couple of bins behind the bedroom door, a fiber bin in the computer room, yarn stashed in boxes and bags on bookshelves.  It didn’t seem like all that much. 

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Until you put it together.  Want the details?

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This is the bin of undyed wool.  I did not realize I had this much.  I need to spin some brown yarn!  This is mostly brown Border Leicester/Romney mix which is sooo soft and still has that great lanolin feel.

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This is my smallish bin of undyed “luxury” fibers.  That’s a pound of soy silk on the left, unwashed alpaca from SAFF and the black at the bottom is the softest stuff I’ve ever felt – llama! 

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This is my bin of dyed fibers, from luxury sock batts to Ashland Bay merino to silk hankies to fibers I’ve dyed.  This is my grab-it-and-go bin.

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This is my handspun yarn bin.  I’m storing a couple of three WIPs in there, too.  This bin is not overflowing like the others, yay!

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This bin is my sweater and lace yarns.  I have enough yarn in here for EIGHT sweaters!  Good grief!  This is not such a good thing, as I haven’t finished ONE sweater yet!  But, you know, if I lost my job and all the yarn stores went out of business, I’d have enough to keep me going awhile. 

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And then there’s this.  The bottom drawer is sock yarn, the middle has some sock yarn and scarf yarns, and the top is a hodgepodge.  The box holds a cone of three-ply Shetland yarn (another sweater) and the large bobbin on top is more handspun.  It has a fat core, though, so it’s not as much as it looks like. 

I have to admit – I was shocked.  I’ve always felt a little deprived in the stash department, maybe even a little smug because I hadn’t let my “habit” get out of control, but now I think otherwise.  I think I’ve got some major knitting to do.  MAJOR KNITTING.  Whew.  Like, five or seven sweaters to knit before I even THINK about buying more yarn! 

However….I didn’t say anything about MAKING more yarn….  Since I’m buying a fleece on Wednesday, that’s a good thing! 

It’s insulation, right?  It makes me happy, right?  That’s good, right? 

Someone help me.  Please. 

Comments

14 Responses to “True Confessions”

  1. Beth
    May 21st, 2007 @ 10:18 am

    OK – you can be “itty bitty sock yarn stash girl.” Because my sock yarn is in the same exact storage container, plus all over the apartment because it doesn’t all fit. You have one+ drawerful? Obviously, you need more yarn. :) Better now?

    We won’t discuss sweater yarn or fiber. Although I’m pretty sure you have more sweater yarn than me. Maybe. Or we could be about even. Then there was that last order to Webs…

  2. margene
    May 21st, 2007 @ 10:20 am

    When I was in high school I would steal the magazines from my grandmother. Oh my, did I learn alot! LOL
    Nice stash!!

  3. grace
    May 21st, 2007 @ 10:27 am

    You know, I always thought you had more yarn than you let on. ;-)

  4. karrie
    May 21st, 2007 @ 10:52 am

    I have been trying to dye all of my undyed fiber to reduce my stash. Guess what happened this weekend… I got almost to the end of it and thought “I need to order more.” So clearly, I cannot help you.

  5. kmkat
    May 21st, 2007 @ 10:54 am

    1. Don’t be too ashamed of the True Confessions thing. We all have dirt little reading secrets buried somewhere in our past. No, I’m not going to tell what mine is; I have buried it so well I don’t remember.

    2. I too am a bit smug about the well-controlled size of my stash. However, it seems to have outgrown its three Rubbermaid underbed containers, so that smugness is probably unwarranted. Sheesh. You have outed me to myself :-)

  6. Emma in France
    May 21st, 2007 @ 11:40 am

    To be honest, I think that you have a small stash. I know mine’s bigger and from what I’ve seen on various sites, there are plenty of others with a much larger stash. You have a larger and more varied fibre stash than me though!

    I used to read my great-grandmother’s copy of Weekly News which always had outrageous celebrity articles. I was only 10 or 11 so I think some of it went right over my head.

  7. Rachel
    May 21st, 2007 @ 2:06 pm

    It seems like the stash organization bug is in the air! I weeded through mine last week. I had less spinning fiber than I thought, but way more yarn than I need! I’m almost embarrassed to admit how many sweaters worth of yarn I have stashed away. Yet I continue to buy more…

  8. Amy
    May 21st, 2007 @ 2:14 pm

    Your True Confessions are better than the magazine ever way. (Yes, I read it too.)

  9. Ginny
    May 21st, 2007 @ 2:22 pm

    I feel so virtuous and restrained with my stash. I’m still at one large Rubber Maid tub and a WIP basket. My “literary” vice was true crime novels – the tawdrier, the better.

  10. Emily
    May 21st, 2007 @ 3:03 pm

    You should think of it as an insurance policy: if ever there is some sort of fiber shortage, you’ll be all set!

  11. Crazy For Yarn In Alabama: Darlene
    May 21st, 2007 @ 4:19 pm

    Very nice stash…..not bad at all!!!! Last count I had over, well, let’s say it’s a little under 100 skeins of sock yarn ALONE!!! Now…..don’t you feel better??? LOL!!!! Consider it an investment….you never know when wool will become extinct!! LOL!!!

  12. Laura
    May 21st, 2007 @ 4:49 pm

    Wow. I feel so yarn poor. hehe I’ll be happy to take a few sweaters worth of yarn off your hands! Well… maybe not. I do have, oh, I think three sweaters worth of yarn. That’s not bad is it? Three? :)

    xoxox

  13. Maia
    May 21st, 2007 @ 5:11 pm

    Have no fear, you do not have a major stash (yet). I have boxes and boxes and boxes. My husband thought that I might accumulate less when I started spinning. Little did he know that I would now have a yarn stash a handspun stash and a fiber stash.

  14. Leah
    May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:19 pm

    Oh my gosh!! What a great stash! No shame in it at all & at least now you know exactly what you have!! I hope you re-discovered lots of good stuff in there!